What's better than a good dance joke? They're corny, they're punny, and they're exactly what you need to get you through long Nutcracker days. These 10 jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face—no matter how much your feet are hurting.
Dance friend:
How many leotards should I pack for the dance convention this weekend?
Y
ou:
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
Dance friend:
So we're going across the floor and Shelley, who's in front of me, only does one pirouette instead of two and then she…
You:
Get to the pointe already!
School counselor:
You have so much potential. You just need to leap for the stars!
You:
I've been doing that since third grade.
Dance teacher:
You can't keep complaining about your feet hurting when you never wear your shoes long enough to break them in!
You:
Fair pointe.
Q:
What animals are the best at turns?
A:
Spot
-ted leopards.
Mom:
Wow, so many people showed up to your recital.
You:
We had a great turnout!
You:
Ugh, I just don't understand this combination.
Dance teacher:
You'll never nail it if you don't change your attitude!
You:
I'm so excited to visit the Tilting Tower of Pisa!
Dad:
Um, do you mean the
Leaning
Tower of Pisa?
Q:
What's a bird's favorite tap dance move?
A:
"Flap."
Non-dance friend:
My feet hurt so bad today!
You:
Sure, Jan.
